Okay let's try this: Pug. Pug. Salami. Smut. Smut. Smut. Pug. Salami. Stana Katic's face. Pug. Ass(hole). Salami. Bernie. Amal. Lea. (no but really I know you love me ♥) Orange Juice. Caskett. Bond. Writer. Lawyer. TV. Salami. Smut. Smut. Pervert. Pug. Pug. Pug. Pug.

That seems legit.